Round One of, I Gave You Louisiana Last Week And For It, Did I Get A Delightful Tray Of Fine Cheeses And Biscuits? Nooooooo.

From last week: “I believe Billy Napier is going to be everyone’s hot head coaching prospect after this week.”

Miss a little, miss a lot.

I think Notre Dame is a whole lot better than it looked against Duke.

I know Brian Kelly got another contract extension, just because.

I believe Notre Dame will never win a national championship under Brian Kelly.

I think Twitter had Sam Howell winning multiple Heismans just before North Carolina’s game against Syracuse.

I know Twitter believed Sam Howell was awful and should’ve been cut ten minutes into the game against Syracuse.

I believe North Carolina is going to be very, very good, and very, very uneven all year long – again.

I think the ACC is going to be a whole lot better this season, partly because Notre Dame is the second-best team now.

I know Clemson is still the best team in the conference by a mile.

I believe the Irish will take down the Tigers in South Bend.

I think the players who opted out in the Big Ten and Pac-12 should be allowed to opt back in, even if they already signed off with a marketing company or agent.

I know the NCAA will never allow that to happen.

I believe there needs to be a super-opt out, complete with a full mooning on the way out of the team facilities.

I think Iowa State and/or Kansas State will beat Oklahoma and/or Texas.

I know Kansas won’t beat Oklahoma and Texas.

I believe EVERY college football media type will blow off and make excuses for any slip by Oklahoma and/or Texas if those two don’t rimrock teams that got whacked by the Sun Belt.

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