This week’s reason I should be the SEVENTH prognosticator on the set of the new FOX College Football Pregame thingy …

Unlike one guy on the set, I will say the word Michigan. I’ll say lots of other words, too. Good ones.

The sure-thing, 100%, rock-solid lock, sell the house, sell the kids, no doubt about it picks of the century for this week

PICK SO FAR: 5-1 SU, 3-3 ATS

Of course going 3-3 isn’t what my program is all about, but it was Week 1 and I’m finding my groove.

Fortunately, these picks are all correct.

– Texas A&M -17.5 over Clemson
– Wisconsin -35 over. Central Michigan
– Tennessee -3.5 over BYU
– Stanford +2.5 over USC
– Missouri -14 over West Virginia
– New Mexico State +54.5 over Alabama (but Bama to win outright)

C.O.W. shameless gimmick item …

The weekly five Overrated/Underrated aspects of the world

5) Overrated: Puma Pass

Underrated: Jawon Pass

4) Overrated: Trader Joe’s

Underrated: Trader Hoe’s (As the daughter just mistakenly texted me asking what I wanted from there. The response of “something naturally voluptuous with no major tattoos or strange piercings” was deleted at the last possible moment for fear of suffering the indignity of a disapproving emoji being thrown back in my face.)

3) Overrated: Dancing boy bands

Underrated: Getting the chance to be treated like a princess

2) Overrated: Five straight days of Week 1

Underrated: Week 0

1) Overrated: Bo Nix for 57:55

Underrated: Bo Nix for the final 2:05

Sorry if this column sucked, I wasn’t my fault …

Just when I thought I had a chance to make it good …