Cavalcade of Whimsy: SEC Is Back, Michigan O Woes & Other Week 1 Overreactions

Cavalcade of Whimsy: SEC Is Back, Michigan O Woes & Other Week 1 Overreactions

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Cavalcade of Whimsy: SEC Is Back, Michigan O Woes & Other Week 1 Overreactions

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The sure-thing, 100%, rock-solid lock, sell the house, sell the kids, no doubt about it picks of the century for this week

PICK SO FAR: 7-0 SU, 3-4 ATS

Week One is always a bit of a guess, and Week Two is an attempt to not go with the overcorrection. But there are not excuses here – the window don’t lie.

Fortunately, these picks are all correct …

Texas -22 over Tulsa
– Appalachian State -14 over Charlotte
– Wisconsin -35 over New Mexico
– Buffalo +4 over Temple (and straight up)
– Arkansas -13 over Colorado State

This week’s reason I’m being “punished” by being put on “paid administrative leave” …

Leave, schmeave. I’m at practices, and this is still my column. So I can’t write during the games. Whatever. It scored 77 points last week without me and is about to rip up Rutgers.

C.O.W. shameless gimmick item …

The weekly five Overrated/Underrated aspects of the world

5) Overrated: Nick Saban psychotic QB question issues
Underrated: Doug Pederson psychotic QB question issues

4) Overrated: Braylon Edwards
Underrated: Shea Patterson

3) Overrated: Your current bad day
Underrated: Illinois WR Mike Dudek suffering a third knee injury in five seasons

2) Overrated: Malik (pronounced) Roze-eer
Underrated: Malik (pronounced) Rosh-er

1) Overrated: 2007 Appalachian State win over Michigan
Underrated: 2018 Appalachian State performance against Penn State

Sorry if this column sucked, I wasn’t my fault …

Like Texas, this column killed a rabbit by squeezing, touching and playing with it too hard. Fortunately, it takes Tom Herman’s version of “Of Mice and Men” literally, so no women or dogs were harmed in the writing of this blurb.

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